my languages

Norwegian (nynorsk)
My closest real-life friends live on a small island just off Norway, called Sotra. I'd love to live there some day.
Hei (hi) - hello
Ha det (haduh) - bye
Snørr (sner) - snot
Eg snakke dritt Norsk (eyg snack-uh drit norsk)- i speak shit Norwegian
Drittsekk! (dritsek!) - shitbag!

Russian
I picked up a book ('Russian Made Simple') in a second hand bookstore a few years back, and just started learning.
No examples for now, as since my last computer burnout i'm not sorted with a russian keyset anymore. Workin' on it.

Irish Gaelic
With one book i hate, and a few books i don't mind.
Dia dhuit (deeya hoo-it) - hello
Slainte agus tainte (slawn-che oggus tinn-che) - health and wealth
Eireann go brach! (air-inn go braw) - Ireland forever :P

Finnish
Love the sound, and the bubbliness of the vowels and pronounciation. When a letter like 'e' is doubled, the length is twice as long but the sound doesn't change.
Kiitos (keetos) - thankyou
Minä en ymmärrä suomea (meena en oomaaraa soo-oh-meya)- i don't speak Finnish
Anteeksi (antehk-si) - sorry

check out THE DAY THE WOLVERINE ARRIVED!
oh the gnashing of teeth... the blood... the carnage... the sugar overdose...